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GAME NON-RECAP #20: NUCKS WIN!!! ROG Loss! Again!

November 9, 2026
- jimmi

Losing Streak. 6 straight. Getting close to record. Again.

Nucks couldn't keep up with the worst team in east through 50 minutes. Rebuild discipline?

First... some good news.

Nucks didn't get shutout by Traitor Taco's team.

Applied some pressure late - some say - far too late - to get within one. Having got close, was close enough.

Power play goal for Vancouver!Scored by Jonathan Lekkerimäki with 07:16 left in the 3rd. Assisted by Brock Boeser and Elias Pettersson.VAN: 1 | PHI: 2#PHIvsVAN #Canucks #LetsGoFlyers

— NHL Goals (@nhlgoals.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T05:11:35.383738Z



Thanks for reading!

You might have thought the Nucks at home facing the Traitor team on the 2nd of a B-2-B would be the fresher, more energized team.

Stop thinking those thoughts.

Nucks were so tired and unmotivated that getting 4 shots on goal in the 1st while giving up a goal was more than enough after a grueling 2 game road trip across the flat prairies. Managed to bring some of that flatness to the game.

We got a shot on goal! The 2nd one in the same period! #Canucks

— NucksMisconduct (@nucksmisconduct.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T02:57:55.174Z

the funny thing about this game about to start is that someone has to win. #canucks #flyers

— (@jbearz.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T02:43:57.052Z

Funny enough that the Nucks could only put 2 shots on goal in the 2nd, but did manage to give up another goal. So that's playing Rebuild Hockey with as little hockey as possible.

At the end of 2 periods:

2-0 Flyers

FLYERS 46 SA's
SOG - 15
Blocked - 17
Missed - 14

NUCKS 19 SA's
SOG - 6
Blocked - 6
Missed - 7

Canucks are an absolute embarrassment so far in this game.

-- Petrishriekandgo on Bluesky



Although... still evenly matched.

Giveaways by both teams! You can tell these are 2 bad teams #Canucks

— 🇨🇦 Robin 🇨🇦 (@rocre.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T03:22:41.821Z

Hockey can be a game of mysteries... mostly unsovled.

How are the #Canucks playing even worse against a worse opponent?!

— Hard2BGreene (@hard2bgreene.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T03:44:40.478Z

I'm here for a rebuild. I accept that the #Canucks are going to be in the draft lottery and not a playoff race. But putting up just 6 (6!!) shots through two periods against a PHI team that played last night? Forget ticket sales -- this kind of performance has me rethinking paying for Sportsnet.

— (@puck2thehead.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T04:19:29.713Z

We all need to be thinking about paying Rogers for their NHL monopoly...

Rather than try and score a bunch of goals to show up their old coach, the #Canucks decided to honor him by aiming for a total of 10 shots this game

— Jackson604 (@jackson604.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T03:52:00.095Z

FINALLY

Nucks head into the 3rd period down 2 goals. Which became 3 down early.

But Manny protested the goal on the grounds of offside and we weren't ready.

The refs confabbed and agreed to take away the goal.

#Canucks Head Coach Manny Malhotra is now 1 for 1 on Coach's Challenges in his NHL career

— Adam Kierszenblat (@adamkblat.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T04:33:45.468Z

This helped the Nucks to get 'energized' and play like they could comeback - if they hadn't waited so long.

Nucks even got a PP. However...

Gonna need you to play harder before the ten-minute mark of the third, guys.

-- Thursday

Oof. Not a shot on the power play.

While game threads might be worried, at least we weren't complaining.

Not complaining #Canucks - we understand that you need to pace the season as slowly as possible so we can enjoy every excruciating moment of rebuild. However, letting Traitor Toco get a win in our barn is a slowly too far. Thank you for your attention.

— NucksMisconduct (@nucksmisconduct.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T04:52:39.436Z

And yet... because they're the worst team in the east... their PK can't hold back the 20th ranked PP in the league all game.

The Canucks power play is ranked 20th in the NHL?! 🤨🏒 I genuinely don't know whether to be surprised it's that low or impressed it's that high! 😂 #Canucks #NHL

— Sasha Kolya / サーシャ コーリャ (@pop-a-holic828.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T02:54:28.979Z

The 20th ranked PP scores! Wooo! Canucks get Lekki!

No shutout for the Woll.

Kind of hilariously, #Canucks are now outshooting Flyers 16-15 when they had 5 shots halfway through gameLekkermaki gets his 7th of the season and the lead is down to 1

— Carter (@wisconsincanucks.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T05:03:09.052Z



Even better, Nucks got another PP in the last 3 mins to go for the tie. Or the 6-on-4 Footie. They chose the Footie for old timey reasons.

Their first shot in the ENG. Bah!

-- Thursday

Nucks lose to the worst of the east 3-1. Do you remember when Philly last scored more than 2 goals in a game? No one does.

Pathetic 2 periods of Nucking sloth hockey. Woke up mid-3rd to give the ROG fans a few fleeting feel good moments. That was nice.

Flyers trying to secure the second-to-last spot in the standings. One above us.
Bragging rights...

-- Atty

Yapping between the benches.

"You guys suck!"
"At least we didn't tell people we were making the playoffs."

-- Thursday



maybe the #canucks should've showed up before the 3rd period

— (@jbearz.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T05:04:10.620Z

Ah well, in the future, when the world in uninhabitable, we’ll look back at this and think, it’s not so bad, it wasn’t a shut out.#canucks

— Terry & dog 🦮...🇨🇦🍁 (@aweebitdaft.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T05:12:17.292Z



Unfortunately this was not a defeat with dignity. This was a defeat sponsored by disinterest for 50 minutes. Pretty long sponsorship deal.

Wooooo! (kinda) #Canucks didn't get shutout by the Traitor Toc team. Great pressure in the final 10 minutes from the Nucks. Who wear custom 'Rebuild' watches that display only 10 minutes in an hour.Oh well... next season, Nucks will play a solid 20-30. Year after, who knows, 40 to 50 or more!

— NucksMisconduct (@nucksmisconduct.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T05:16:22.603Z

GAME STATS

Some Nucking stats from LiveStatsHub

HIGHLIGHTS

For those of you without the Extra Enshitified Rogers Sportynet Plus Plus subscription, here's what the paying-thru-the-nose had to watch. At least they got Shortie.

POST GAME CHATTER!


DOC, Lekki and Manny explain how playing flat in the ROG can be.

Rebuild Rules: Forget the rules, play flat-out, not flat.

Win or lose, remember to keep the vibes rolling!

I am keeping this feeling with me for the rest of the year.

-- Thursday (Sept. 29-2026)


Also... in case the vibes are in need of re-vibrification...

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