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GAME NON-RECAP #19: NUCKS WIN!!! Road Loss!

November 7, 2026
- jimmi

Losing Streak. 5 straight. Not so bad. 5 more to go to get real bad.

Nucks held court with the McOilies until the 3rd. 2 out of 3 is pretty good.

First... some good news.

Nucks don't play Oil for the rest of the year.

Bessie scored so Nucks only lost 4-2. Less embarrassing loss than the one in Winni. Would be nice for the Nucks to score more than 2 a game... But refs won't allow that in a rebuild season.

Good thing NHL refs know the NHL Rules and apply them fairly. Otherwise...

— NucksMisconduct (@nucksmisconduct.bsky.social) 2026-11-08T05:29:57.723Z



Thanks for reading!

As scripted by the Homer Crew on HNIC and their refs, Oil score 1st in the 1st.

However, the well-scripted Oil PP was defeated. By the worst PK in the league.

Which means...

WOOOOOOO! #Canucks Win! Rebuild Rules state: If the Nucks PK kills off an Oilie PP, it's an automatic Nucking win!Go look it up. We'll wait here.

— NucksMisconduct (@nucksmisconduct.bsky.social) 2026-11-08T03:41:25.848Z

Just in case they didn't stop the game as per the Rebuild Rules, the Nucks after spending most of the period saving their shot mojo, finally went shot crazy.

Breeze gets an apple... Sassy with the sassy tip.

That's Brisebois' first NHL point in over three years. His last point came on March 14, 2023. #Canucks

— Daniel Wagner (@passittobulis.bsky.social) 2026-11-08T03:59:46.948Z

1-1 after 1. Not making it up.

The refs, the league, the HNIC broadcasting crew were horrified.

But still it got worse for them. No Oil goals were scored in the entire 2nd period. Oh, the horror!

Even worse, again the Oil PP failed to beat the worst PK in the league.

And more worser, Dry got a penalty. While on the PP! Shocking!

Draisaitl gets a penalty, goes "WTF REF I'M AN OIIIILER@!"

-- Thursday

Did you all see that vicious standing still by Petey that necessitated Draisaitl defending himself so bravely?! Someone should call the cops and report....loitering? 😆 #Canucks

— Hard2BGreene (@hard2bgreene.bsky.social) 2026-11-08T04:22:02.277Z

Canucks played a great 2nd. Shot count was close 9-7.

Woooooooo! #Canucks Winning! Playing to win, the tie, the 2nd. AV would be proud.

— NucksMisconduct (@nucksmisconduct.bsky.social) 2026-11-08T04:48:14.562Z

But still... after 40 mins of good, tight hockey, Nucks got surprised early in the 3rd, giving up the tie.

Worse, the super-duper-elite Oiled PP finally got a goal. 3-1 game.

With 4 mins to go, Manny bravely sought the tie, the Footie. Almost got the former on a sweet shot from Ronnie and sneaky tip from Brock. Of course, the EN was scored by Dry.

Nucks get called for icing, but it wasn't. Petey tipped the puck. But lyingman dinna see it.

Funny how often these bad calls in the dying minutes of close games go against the Canucks.

— Hard2BGreene (@hard2bgreene.bsky.social) 2026-11-08T05:43:37.846Z

You know it's bad when Jack Michaels argues that the linesman made a mistake that benefited the Oilers

— Adam Kierszenblat (@adamkblat.bsky.social) 2026-11-08T05:42:23.547Z



Nucks lose the game. As expected. But played well for 40 and almost sort of got the game to OT.

It was a defeat with dignity.

WOOOOOOOOOO! #Canucks win 40 minutes! (pretty much)Lose only 4-2 to the Oil and their Oillie refs. That's not so bad.

— NucksMisconduct (@nucksmisconduct.bsky.social) 2026-11-08T05:45:21.041Z


GAME STATS

Some Nucking stats from LiveStatsHub

HIGHLIGHTS

Homer Alert! It's HNIC's Oil broadcast. Hit mute before playing.

POST GAME CHATTER!


Sassy and Manny keep us tied up.

Win or lose, remember to keep the vibes rolling!

I am keeping this feeling with me for the rest of the year.

-- Thursday (Sept. 29-2026)


Also... in case the vibes are in need of re-vibrification...

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