Nucks win nothing but a loserous PK streak.

Rebuild Rules say you will see games like this. But only if you watch them.

This isn't a recap. It's not even a post-mortem. It's barely a commiseration.

What it is makes it a Foote-note on a record-breaking (pretty much) very bad PK streak. Or very good in the tankful sense.

Not since 2009 have the Canucks given up PP goals in each of the 6 games to start the season.

Even better, or worse, Nucks gave up 6 consecutive PP goals in the past two games. That's the stuff we use to stuff the cardboard chairs in the basement. The 1-for-14 Jersey PP thru 3 games, went 3-for-4. You're welcome.

However, Nucks PK did kill off the last bit of a penalty that Bess stupidly took while on the Nucking 4 minute PP that should have been 5 and a game to Rodbejesus when he speared Rossi in the neck in the late 2nd.

How exactly is that a double minor? Rodrigues took his stick and shoved the tip of it into Rossi's throat. It wasn't even during play.

I don't really know what else "spearing" can be. If you want an example of the penalty, THAT CLIP IS IT. Yeesh.

-- Thursday

Anyhow, Nucks did score a PP goal. Yay! The only goal they scored in the 4-1 loss. Booo.

Worse, for Lanky, he is credited with the loss... because... Merri had his blade knocked off stopping a shot. Lanky had to come in cold and gave up the GWG after Ronnie bobbled the puck in front of the net... Then Lanky bobbled it. It was a game of bobbles and we lost.

The Sky was cranky about lunch time hockey.

Ouch X 8!

Moving on...

GAME STATS

Look away! Nothing to see here.

HIGHLIGHTS

Shortie and Dave on the shores...

POST GAME CHATTER!

Take a couple penalties, take the tough questions...

While we might normally spend a day simmering with disappointment, there's no time for that.

Enjoy the Nucks getting shutout by a kid from the island!

And remember to keep the vibes rolling!

I am keeping this feeling with me for the rest of the year.

-- Thursday (Sept. 29-2026)