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GAME RECAP #2: NUCKS WIN!!! The Most Important Two Periods.

October 1, 2026
- jimmi

Nucks Defeat McOil 7-5 in final 2 periods.

Rebuild Rules state 1st periods in the ROG don't count. 5-0 Oil after 1.5 thing is not important.

Some watched the 1st period of the 1st home game of this new season. I didn't. Because I knew the rules. I didn't see the Nucks get down 4 goals on 14 shots while only getting 2 shots of their own. The poor fans who watched that period must have had many Footie flashbacks from last year in the ROG. I didn't.

The Game Starts. Period 2.5(ish). Or 1 in Rebuild parlance.

As crazy as the opening 'demo' period was - or disheartening, the next 1.5 periods saw the New Nucks come back to score 3 goals in the 2nd, while only giving up 4. Giving up 2 while on the same Nucking PP was a bit 'so Canucks', but whatever.

Even better, the Nucks start the 3rd barely down five goals, 8-3. Seems like the Oil are skating away with the big league lead. Not quite.

#Canucks coming back from the 8-2 deficit! Wooo!Now only 8-3 deficit. Is that so bad?

— NucksMisconduct (@nucksmisconduct.bsky.social) 2026-10-02T03:54:40.030Z



While Manny might have said a few motivational words, the 3rd period Nucks were highly motivated. Motivated to score 4 goals.

Who knew it was 80s retro pond hockey night in the ROG. I mean other than us long retro Nucks fans.

How insanely crazy was it to watch the formerly mighty Oil almost lose the game?

THE LUNACY CONTINUES!

Hockey is such a ridiculous game. 😎

-- Thursday

Normally I might recount the Nucks goals... but did we recap every goal in the 80s? No, we didn't. Otherwise we'd still be living in the 80s with inappropriately big hair.

Watch the highlights. Starting after the period that doesn't count. Just ask Lanky... who was pulled before the actual game got going. Or the Nucks got going. Lanky gave up 8 goals and new hire, Meriläinen, gave up one.

Doesn't matter.

What matters is the Nucks came back to win the last period. And if that single Canuckian PP had not given up 2 goals, it would have been a tie and Nucks would have won in OT. Instead they had to win 7-5 in the regular two periods. I'm not making it up. The Rebuild Rule Book is.

We earned our dignity back, in this period.

-- Atty

How ca-ca-crazy are we Nucks now?

“Those were a couple of crazy games,” understates Brock Boeser. #Canucks

— (@rodmickleburgh.bsky.social) 2026-10-02T05:05:28.498Z

Crazy stat line too...

If the #Canucks had scored one more goal, Meriläinen would have been credited with the loss which is an insane thing that almost happened considering Lankinen allowed eight goals.

— Adam Kierszenblat (@adamkblat.bsky.social) 2026-10-02T05:06:26.255Z

I can't wait for all the Eastern people to wake up and see the score of this game. How many of them turned it off at like 6-2 🤣#Canucks

— Jackson604 (@jackson604.bsky.social) 2026-10-02T05:04:55.700Z

Also... the Nucks were the better 5-v-5 team. Out scoring Oil 6-5. The special oily teams were more special or the Nucks on that one tepid and disastrous PP was less than special.

But still... Nucks came back like a burning blaze of firewagon hockey on 80s skates.

This game feels like a win to me!

The Oilers had to give everything they've got, to beat us by 1 goal in the combined 2 games.

That's surreal.

-- Atty

They scored nine goals and it was still a disaster for them. 😎

-- Thursday

Haha, you score 9 goals and feel like a loser!

--Atty

According to rulebook lore, the 5 goals the Oil scored in the preparation phase were not meant to be counted towards the final tally. Someone needs to brings this up at the next meeting of the Bored of Governors.

Until then, we can just savour the mayhem. Win or lose games, when they are this freaking entertaining, who cares?

This -Tonight - is exactly what I wanted from the 26/27 #Canucks! Win or lose, never stop, keep going, be entertaining! 😄

— CrankyCanucksFan 🇨🇦🏒 (@crankycanucksfan.bsky.social) 2026-10-02T05:09:21.491Z

The Oilers might have won the game tonight, but why does it feel like they lost?What a mess.The #oilers aren’t going anywhere with this goaltending.#Canucks were expected to be bottom-feeders, but the fact they hung 13 goals on the oilers, who in turn scored 14, shows that losing could be fun.

— LesnielBC 🇨🇦🇩🇰 (@lesnielbc.bsky.social) 2026-10-02T05:13:01.601Z


The new Nucks took it to the old Babbsie Oil. And never gave up. Except in that preparation period and horribly tentative PP that we will never mention again, because the Alien is back on planet PP. His rocket in the 3rd brought back pleasant Petey memories. What if he gets back to form?

But we have other more pressing scoring stats to ponder...

If you told me Jamie Oleksiak would score as many goals as Igor Shesterkin this year I would haven't have batted an eye. But if you told me they'd both be on pace for 42 goals I'd say you were crazy.#Canucks

— DJTaxman77 (@taxman77.bsky.social) 2026-10-02T05:46:55.909Z

It was a wide open game the Nucks nearly closed down... or wait... they did.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!#Canucks WIN in the ROG! Defeat the sloppy oil 7-5 in the final 2 periods. According to the Nucks Rebuild Rulebook, 1st periods in the ROG don't count (unless we say they do). You can look it up if you want, but there's just the one copy.

— NucksMisconduct (@nucksmisconduct.bsky.social) 2026-10-02T04:53:29.023Z


Relevant Game Notes

So if this is what Vancouver Canucks hockey is now, I'm here for it. Run and gun, fast break, never quit no matter how many goals your goalie gives up. Give no respect to the best players in the world. Yes please?! #Canucks #CotterforMayor

— Robin Bougie (@robinbougie.bsky.social) 2026-10-02T05:08:41.911Z



HIGHLIGHTS

ROG hockey we know is back with Shortie in the 1st. Fortunately the next periods were refreshingly different.

POST GAME CHATTER!

Brock, Cotter, Schenny and Manny talk about mad mad hockey with a crazy comeback that almost worked.

Savour the mistakes, the pushback, the process... We're still #1-to-5(ish). Almost, pretty much.

Not that we're counting wins and points... unless we go on a stupid win-streak then we will both enjoy it and lament it, because despite the claims (that I made) about the rebuild being complete, Nucks could do with a couple more top 5 picks.

What a way, the cray cray way to start the new Nucks season.

Enjoy the next 82 games!

I am keeping this feeling with me for the rest of the year.

-- Thursday



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