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Tanko for Leafs/Canucks game

January 31, 2026
- Vern Faulkner

Follow along during tonight's game. Fill in the squares. (Hint: Matthew Knies at $7.75 m/year is outscoring EP#40, at $11.3 m/year).

T A N K O
Radio or TV broadcast mentions Quinn Hughes during game Rookie makes dumb play, minutes reduced Canucks penalized in the last three minutes of the game P.O. Joseph out of position on a goal OEL scores for Toronto
Foote says “resilient” or “resilience” at game-day skate or pre-game radio hit Foote says “trust the process.” Penalty kill surrenders goal EP 40 falls down/is knocked down Veteran makes bonehead play, minutes not reduced
BC-based opposition player scores Arshdeep Bains called up/sent down within 72 hours before Thatcher Demko injured Jake DeBrusk fails to score Foote says “right there” in postgame comments
Brock Boeser held goal-less Evander Kane takes a dumb penalty Player/coach mentions “system,” whatever that means Foote says “We can’t make those mistakes” post-game Team mis-reports/mis-evaluates injury in previous 72 hours
Opposition has a player out-scoring EP40 at less cost Marcus Petterson is out of position on a goal Opposition scores empty-net goal Power play fails to score Video review goes against the Canucks

 

First one to fill out a line gets to make a post on Bluesky with the hashtag #canucks and has a moment of feeling what it's like to win something.

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