Come For The Banter - Stay For The Disappointment
Nucks Fan Rebuild & Retool Center - Come For The Banter - Stay For The Disappointment
Just like the Canucks have lost focus with no real creativity to their game, recycling the same broken "system" game after game and being generally uninspiring, we're gonna do the same with tonight's TANKO, which fields the same lineup as produced winner last game.
| T | A | N | K | O |
| Marcus Petterson out of position on a goal. | Rookie makes mistake, minutes reduced | Opposition scores 5 or more goals | Opposition has a player out-scoring EP40 at less cost | Jake DeBrusk fails to score |
| Player/coach mentions “system,” whatever that means | Atu Raty shortchanged on ice time | Opposition scores empty-net goal | Evander Kane takes a dumb penalty | Evander Kane given ice-time instead of rookie who gives a damn |
| Video review goes against the Canucks | Opponent scores hat-trick | Thatcher Demko injured | PO Joseph out of position on a goal | Opposition player bumps scoring slump |
| Brock Boeser held goal-less | EP40 <50% in faceoff circle | Canucks Shut Out | Marcus Petterson out of position on a goal. | Coach says “resilient/resilience” at game-day skate/pregame |
| EP 40 falls down/is knocked down | Marcus Petterson is out of position on a goal | Penalty kill surrenders goal | Power play fails to score | Canucks penalized in the last three minutes of the game |
You should know the drill by now. Good luck.
