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| T | A | N | K | O |
| Jake DeBrusk fails to score | Rookie makes mistake, minutes reduced | Canucks penalized in the last three minutes of the game | Evander Kane takes a dumb penalty | Opposition scores 5 or more goals |
| PO Joseph blunder leads to scoring chance | Atu Raty shortchanged on ice time | Opposition scores empty-net goal | Opponent scores hat-trick | Shorty fails to 420 |
| Video review goes against the Canucks | EP40 <50% in faceoff circle | Thatcher Demko injured | PO Joseph out of position on a goal | Opposition player bumps scoring slump |
| Brock Boeser held goal-less | EP 40 falls down/is knocked down | Player/coach mentions “system,” whatever that means | Marcus Petterson out of position on a goal. | Team mis-reports/mis-evaluates injury in previous 72 hours |
| Opposition has a player out-scoring EP40 at less cost | Marcus Petterson is out of position on a goal | Penalty kill surrenders goal | Power play fails to score | Canucks Shut Out |
