Come For The Banter - Stay For The Disappointment
Nucks Fan Rebuild & Retool Center - Come For The Banter - Stay For The Disappointment
Maybe, just maybe, the Canucks will win one more home game before the end of the season. They need to, lest they gain the dubious distinction of having the worst home record of any post-expansion franchise. Yes, the crack staff at Nucks Misconduct are still tracking that statistic: it's not pretty.
Then again, there's not much pretty about the Canucks these days. Which is why we distilled our tears from the last embarrassing effort to create a new Tanko for tonight.
Enjoy. If you do win, or even enjoy playing, tell us what it feels like. Because we don't know what joy is anymore.
| T | A | N | K | O |
| Veteran makes bonehead play, minutes not reduced | Rookie makes mistake, minutes reduced | Opposition scores 5 or more goals | Opposition has a player out-scoring EP40 at less cost | Jake DeBrusk fails to score |
| Player/coach mentions “system,” whatever that means | Atu Raty shortchanged on ice time | Opposition scores empty-net goal | Atu Raty barely given ice time. | Foote gives big minutes to Evander Kane |
| Video review goes against the Canucks | Opponent scores hat-trick | Thatcher Demko injured | PO Joseph out of position on a goal | Opposition player bumps scoring slump |
| Brock Boeser held goal-less | EP40 <50% in faceoff circle | Canucks Shut Out | Marcus Petterson out of position on a goal. | Coach says “resilient/resilience” at game-day skate/pregame |
| EP 40 falls down/is knocked down | Radko Gudas goons some Canuck player | Penalty kill surrenders goal | Power play fails to score | Canucks penalized in the last three minutes of the game |
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