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From the "old man yells at cloud" division of Nucksmisconduct, we bring you the TANKO for 14/03/26.
NOT 3/14 because that's a dumbass way to run a calendar.
| T | A | N | K | O |
| Marcus Petterson out of position on a goal. | Rookie makes mistake, minutes reduced | Opposition scores 5 or more goals | Opposition has a player out-scoring EP40 at less cost | Jake DeBrusk fails to score |
| Player/coach mentions “system,” whatever that means | Atu Raty shortchanged on ice time | Opposition scores empty-net goal | Evander Kane takes a dumb penalty | Evander Kane given ice-time instead of rookie who gives a damn |
| Video review goes against the Canucks | Opponent scores hat-trick | Thatcher Demko injured | PO Joseph out of position on a goal | Opposition player bumps scoring slump |
| Brock Boeser held goal-less | EP40 <50% in faceoff circle | Canucks Shut Out | Former Canuck scores a goal. | Coach says “resilient/resilience” at game-day skate/pregame |
| EP 40 falls down/is knocked down | Marcus Petterson out of position on a goal. | Penalty kill surrenders goal | Power play fails to score | Canucks penalized in the last three minutes of the game |
In any event, whatever the heck day it is, the Canucks look to win their (checks notes) eighth home game of the season.
Good grief.
Play like bingo. Post the results on Bluesky. Have fun.
