Come For The Banter - Stay For The Disappointment
Nucks Fan Rebuild & Retool Center - Come For The Banter - Stay For The Disappointment
Let's be honest. It's gonna suck. The Vegas Golden Knights have been a wagon for a while, for various reasons {*coff* LTIR abuse *coff*} and we all know the outcome of tonight's game. The Canucks are going to lose, get their keisters handed to them on a platter. Hammered, dominated, blown up, destroyed. Dig out the thesaurus, it's going to be ugly, nasty, unpleasant.
But if you're going to suffer through the chaos, have some fun.
Here's the TANKO for tonight's game. If you fill out any line, drop your card into Bluesky into the #canucks hashtag. At least someone might win tonight, right?
| T | A | N | K | O |
| Jake DeBrusk fails to score | Rookie makes dumb play, minutes reduced | Canucks penalized in the last three minutes of the game | Evander Kane takes a dumb penalty | Opposition scores 5 or more goals |
| Coach says “resilient/ resilience” at game-day skate/pregame |
Foote says “trust the process.” | Penalty kill surrenders goal | EP 40 falls down/is knocked down | Veteran makes bonehead play, minutes not reduced |
| Video review goes against the Canucks | EP40 <50% in faceoff circle | Thatcher Demko injured | Foote says “right there” in postgame comments | Opposition player bumps scoring slump |
| Brock Boeser held goal-less | Tyler Myers out of position on a goal. | Player/coach mentions “system,” whatever that means | Foote laments continued mistakes post-game | Team mis-reports/mis-evaluates injury in previous 72 hours |
| Opposition has a player out-scoring EP40 at less cost | Marcus Petterson is out of position on a goal | Opposition scores empty-net goal | Power play fails to score | Opponent scores hat-trick |
