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Tanko for April 2

April 2, 2026

- Vern Faulkner

We didn't invest much energy in this, largely due to the large scale system shock suffered at the (checks notes) 8-6 ww...wii .... win.... (hoof, outta practice on that word) from last night.
Is it wrong to hope that Elias Pettersson (the one that doesn't fall down all the time) or someone else flattens Quinn "Quitter" Hughes? I hope it's not wrong.

T	A	N	K	O
Veteran makes bonehead play, minutes not reduced	Rookie makes mistake, minutes reduced	Opposition scores 5 or more goals	Opposition has a player out-scoring EP40 at less cost	Jake DeBrusk fails to score
Player/coach mentions “system,” whatever that means	EP40 <50% in faceoff circle	Video review goes against the Canucks	Atu Raty barely given ice time.	PO Joseph out of position on a goal
Blundered line change.	Opponent scores hat-trick	Thatcher Demko injured	Brock Boeser held goal-less	Opposition player bumps scoring slump
Evander Kane takes a dumb penalty	Canucks penalized in the last three minutes of the game	Canucks Shut Out	Marcus Petterson out of position on a goal.	Coach says “resilient/resilience” at game-day skate/pregame
EP 40 falls down/is knocked down	Opposition scores empty-net goal	Penalty kill surrenders goal	Power play fails to score	EP 40 fails to get a shot on goal. Again.

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