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PRE-SEASON Game Preview/Thread - Nucks @ Kraken

September 27, 2024
- jimmi

CANUCKS (0-0-0) at KRAKEN (0-0-0)

7:00 p.m. PT; SNP

It's the Nucking 3rd game of the season! The whatever pre-season. The coaching 'n cutting season. Already Woo and Breeze are back to toiling in the fields of Abby.

This fledgling cross border rivalry is about as riveting as a stinky day in False Creek Pike Place. After the the stunning loss to the pre-Nucks, expect the pre-Seas will be seething to steal back some preseason points tonight in the Climate Emergency arena.

Projected Rosters

Nucks:

Forwards

  • Jake DeBrusk - J.T. Miller - Daniel Sprong
  • Danton Heinen - Aatu Raty - Conor Garland
  • Phillip Di Giuseppe - Teddy Blueger - Danila Klimovich
  • Arshdeep Bains - Tristen Nielsen - Vitali Kravtsov


Big D

  • Derek Forbort - Vincent Desharnais
  • Carson Soucy - Noah Juulsen
  • Christian Wolanin - Cole McWard

Vancouver should play a couple of defensemen who will make the NHL team, like Derek Forbort, Carson Soucy and Noah Juulsen, while getting a look at other players.

Goalies
Kevin Lankinen and/or Nikita Tolopilo

Kraken:

Schwartz-Stephenson-Bjorkstrand
Tolvanen-Wright-Eberle
Nyman-Meyers-Biro
Roed-Stephens-Winterton 

Evans-Larsson
Oleksiak-Montour
Mahura-Lajoie 

Daccord
Kokko 

Since this is only the preseason and no one will be watching or commenting, let's not worry about anything until next month.

Game Day 'Battle' Hymn

To yet again ease ourselves into the mood with a little Nightwish... wishing we had a Popliteus healing angel.

Go Coconuts!

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