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Game Day #60: Stars @ Canucks Mar 2, 2026

March 2, 2026
- jimmi

STARS (36-14-9) at CANUCKS (18-34-7)

10 p.m. ET; TVAS, SNP, Victory+

Can't win on the road, can't win at home. Is there a 3rd option?

No, there isn't.

Tonight's loss will be compliments of the league's 3rd best team. The Canucks best chance for a win is to play a team that's worse than them. That's tricky as the Nucks are the worst team in the league - now by a 10 point margin!

Oh well... there is some similarity between the Stars and Nucks...

The #Canucks face the Stars tomorrow. Dallas has won eight straight. Vancouver has won eight of their last 35 games.

— Adam Kierszenblat (@adamkblat.bsky.social) March 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM

So... pretty evenly matched. If one looks past the context thing.

— NucksMisconduct (@nucksmisconduct.bsky.social) March 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM


TDL is coming up fast and JR/PA are moving... slow. Good times!

Game Day Chatter

Subtle revelations...

'I Haven't Lived Up To Expectations Of The Contract, & I'll Be The First One To Say It': #Canucks Elias Pettersson Speaks On His Play This Season @thehockeynews.bsky.social thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouve...

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— The Hockey News Vancouver Canucks (@thncanucks.bsky.social) March 2, 2026 at 12:30 PM

It's sad that the #Canucks are so bad when much of the Western conf. is bad, especially the Pacific. The team from 2 years ago would be running away with the div. Sad as well for the Leafs. FLA is gonna miss the playoffs. Their team from last year might have finally been able to get over the hump.

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— DJTaxman77 (@taxman77.bsky.social) March 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM

And horrible oligarching implications...

WTF is with the Aquilinis and the #Canucks?! Francesco was at the men's gold medal hockey game in the same box as MAGA suckhole, Kash Patel?! MAGA much? If the Aquilinis don't want to ice a team worthy of the NHL they should dump it and invest in Mar-a-sLaggo. Aquilinis have no weenies!

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— dregsfrolics (@dregsfrolics.bsky.social) March 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM

Game Day Lineups

Stars projected lineup

Jason Robertson -- Wyatt Johnston -- Mavrik Bourque

Sam Steel -- Matt Duchene -- Jamie Benn

Adam Erne -- Justin Hryckowian -- Colin Blackwell

Oskar Back -- Arttu Hyry -- Nathan Bastian

Esa Lindell -- Miro Heiskanen

Thomas Harley -- Nils Lundkvist

Ilya Lyubushkin -- Lian Bichsel

Jake Oettinger

Casey DeSmith

Scratched: Kyle Capobianco, Alexander Petrovic

Injured: Roope Hintz (illness), Radek Faksa (upper body), Mikko Rantanen (lower body), Tyler Seguin (ACL)

Canucks projected lineup

Evander Kane -- Elias Pettersson -- Jake DeBrusk

Drew O’Connor -- Marco Rossi -- Brock Boeser

Liam Ohgren -- Teddy Blueger -- Conor Garland

Nils Hoglander -- David Kampf -- Linus Karlsson

Elias Nils Pettersson -- Filip Hronek

Marcus Pettersson -- Tom Willander

Zeev Buium -- P.O Joseph

Nikita Tolopilo

Kevin Lankinen

Scratched: Max Sasson, Aatu Raty, Tyler Myers

Injured: Filip Chytil (facial fracture), Thatcher Demko (hip surgery), Derek Forbort (undisclosed)

Status report

Hintz, a forward, is with the Stars and skated Monday but will miss a third straight game following the Olympic break; he could return at the Calgary Flames on Tuesday. … Faksa, a forward, will also miss a third straight game and did not travel for Dallas’ two-game Western Canada trip. … Myers took part in the morning skate but will be held out of the lineup a third straight game for “roster management purposes” amid reports of a possible trade.

Game Day Battle Hymn

Didn't want to fight Westy, spent enough energy fighting the oligarchs last week... so... you win Westy.

I believe this should be the song that is played on a loop for the rest of 2026. Fight me.

-- Westy

Fight the Fascists! Go Canucks! (despite being owned by a fascist-friendly oligarch) Good Times!

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