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Game Day #76: Canucks vs Woolly Mammoth, Apr 4, 2026

April 4, 2026
- jimmi

MAMMOTH (39-30-6) at CANUCKS (22-45-8)

7 p.m. ET; SNP, Utah16

Back home after the most successful road tour of the year. So much was accomplished.

Worst beat best. What a game that was. Maybe the only game we want to remember from this season of forgettable performances. Something to tell the grandkids... we watched the hapless Canucks score 8 goals. In a single game! And didn't give up 10.

Even better... Nucks have secured 32nd place. It wasn't easy, but that Footey coaching mojo has finally paid off. No other loser team in the league can claim the shame, the stench of last place. It's ours!

Young and old Nucks are free to win out all their remaining games. So many games. Or not enough games to ensure a couple more wins. Whatever.

This afternoon, the ROG will be filled with the wool of hockey, the tusks of leftover coyotes. Or something.

Record setting season! With still more records to smash into little fragments of our tears!


Game Day Chatter

Heading into tonight's game, the 2025-26 #Canucks are tied for the third lowest goal-differential in franchise history: 1984-85: -117 1972-73: -106 1971-72/2025-26: -94

— Adam Kierszenblat (@adamkblat.bsky.social) April 4, 2026 at 10:52 AM

More happy thoughts.

A Loss Saturday Night Would Ensure The 2025-26 #Canucks Secure A Franchise Record @thehockeynews.bsky.social thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouve...

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— The Hockey News Vancouver Canucks (@thncanucks.bsky.social) April 4, 2026 at 12:00 PM


Game Day Lineups

Mammoth projected lineup 

Clayton Keller -- Nick Schmaltz -- Lawson Crouse

Kailer Yamamoto -- Logan Cooley -- Dylan Guenther

JJ Peterka -- Michael Carcone -- Kevin Rooney

Alexander Kerfoot -- Kevin Stenlund -- Brandon Tanev

Mikhail Sergachev -- MacKenzie Weegar

Nate Schmidt -- John Marino

Ian Cole -- Sean Durzi

Karel Vejmelka

Vitek Vanecek

Scratched: Nick DeSimone

Injured: Barrett Hayton (upper body), Jack McBain (lower body)

Canucks projected lineup

Drew O’Connor -- Marco Rossi -- Brock Boeser

Liam Ohgren -- Elias Pettersson -- Linus Karlsson

Max Sasson -- Teddy Blueger -- Jake DeBrusk

Curtis Douglas -- Ty Mueller -- Aatu Raty

Zeev Buium -- Filip Hronek

Marcus Pettersson -- Tom Willander

Elias Pettersson – Pierre-Olivier Joseph

Kevin Lankinen

Nikita Tolopilo

Scratched: Victor Mancini, Nils Hoglander

Injured: Evander Kane (undisclosed), Filip Chytil (facial fracture), Thatcher Demko (hip surgery), Derek Forbort (undisclosed)

Status report

Neither team was to hold a morning skate on Saturday. … McBain, a forward, left in the second period of a 6-2 win at the Seattle Kraken on Thursday and did not practice Friday, but coach Andre Tourigny did not have an update on his status. … Rooney was recalled from Tucson of the American Hockey League on Friday. ...  Vancouver did not practice Friday. Mancini, a defenseman who was scratched the past two games, could come into the lineup for Joseph or defenseman Elias Pettersson. Hoglander, a forward who also was a healthy scratch in a 5-2 loss at the Minnesota Wild on Thursday, could return in place of Raty or Mueller, who made his season debut at Minnesota.


Game Day Battle Hymn

We're waiting. Could be a long wait. Enjoy the process.

F*uck the war mongering fascists and enjoy the game. As best you can.

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