Come For The Banter - Stay For The Disappointment
Nucks Fan Rebuild & Retool Center - Come For The Banter - Stay For The Disappointment
Here's the #Tanko game for Feb. 2, when the Canucks travel to Utah to face a team that kinda rebuilt, and like almost every other freaking team in the central division, is actually good now.
Sit down, follow the broadcast, and fill in the sections as able. First one to have a line in any direction can post to Bluesky with the #canucks hashtag. You won't win any prizes, but damnit, you'll have won something, which is more than this fanbase has experienced in a while .....
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| Radio or TV broadcast mentions Quinn Hughes during game | Rookie makes dumb play, minutes reduced | Canucks penalized in the last three minutes of the game | Evander Kane takes a dumb penalty | Ian Cole scores for Utah |
| Foote says “resilient/resilience” at game-day skate/pregame | Foote says “trust the process.” | Penalty kill surrenders goal | EP 40 falls down/is knocked down | Veteran makes bonehead play, minutes not reduced |
| Opposition player bumps scoring slump | Evander Kane given ice-time instead of rookie who gives a damn | Thatcher Demko injured | Jake DeBrusk fails to score | Foote says “right there” in postgame comments |
| Brock Boeser held goal-less | Tyler Myers out of position on a goal. | Player/coach mentions “system,” whatever that means | Foote says “We can’t make those mistakes” post-game | Team mis-reports/mis-evaluates injury in previous 72 hours |
| Opposition has a player out-scoring EP40 at less cost | Marcus Petterson is out of position on a goal | Opposition scores empty-net goal | Power play fails to score | Video review goes against the Canucks |
